Oh No She Din't!

But oh yes, she did indeed. So we're sitting in church yesterday, waiting for the ceremony to start for my cousins wedding. We're talking, trying to figure out if it's a full mass (boooo) or just a quick 20 minute ceremony (YAY!)

First, the wife asks if it's wrong to pray for a short ceremony. After conferring with the family, we decide that no, it isn't wrong at all, and we all join her in her prayers. (it was like 90 million degrees in the church, so you can understand our thought process)

About 15 minutes later, as the ceremony is at, what we hope to be, it's midpoint, the wife let's out an eff bomb in church! Not a loud one, in fact it was very soft, so only I could hear it, but it was an eff bomb nonetheless. So I did what any smart person would do. Immediately disavowed any connection to her, and slid down the pew a few feet as to not get hit by the impending lightning bolt heading straight for her. Although it was pretty funny, it's not every day you hear that in church.

Just one picture, showing that everyone had a good time.. and to show that the wife was not actually hit by lightning.